If your idea of pest control is diesel fuel and a lighter.
If when you look out the back window you see ladies walking patio furniture in a shopping cart down the street.
If your dog has to use the pine tree as a scratching post.
And finally- you might be a redneck if you can't afford a pony so you make your child ride the family dog.
Hope this made y'all laugh. This is what happens in my world. That is here in nowhere Alabama.
1 comment:
HaHa...
That did make me laugh.
Don't worry, we just need to go a couple blocks away to Walmart to see our share of redneck usa.
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