You Might Be A Redneck If...

If your idea of pest control is diesel fuel and a lighter.


If when you look out the back window you see ladies walking patio furniture in a shopping cart down the street.


If your dog has to use the pine tree as a scratching post.



And finally- you might be a redneck if you can't afford a pony so you make your child ride the family dog.

Hope this made y'all laugh. This is what happens in my world. That is here in nowhere Alabama.